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Melancholy Greetings contain images and/or ideas of a depressing or enervating nature.

The Melancholy Company cannot assume responsibility for any subsequent funks, fugues, or general declination in fecundity resulting from viewing of Melancholy Greetings or their related sentiments.

The Melancholy Company strongly cautions idealists, optimists, and those with a frustrating tendency to be upbeat and preternaturally happy to purchase our fine products at their own peril.

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Please direct all queries, comments, quandaries and/or conundrums to melancholymail@gmail.com. 

Melancholy Company Technicians will respond to all emails in a timely fashion.

 

While we at The Melancholy Company may be purveyors of sadness, we also understand the importance of empathy. It's in this spirit that we offer these complimentary downloads.

May they brighten your day, even if only incrementally so.

Check back often, as skilled Melancholy Artisans are working on additional free content.

 

DESKTOP WALLPAPERS
It's not your imagination--your motherboard really is depressed.
Spruce up your screen with one of our wallpapers.

To set as desktop wallpaper: click on one of the images below,
then right-click and select SET AS BACKGROUND.

Click on thumbnail to view full-size image.

Click on thumbnail to view full-size image.

 

DEPRESSING DIVERSIONS
These activities will make child's play of your ennui.

 

 

 

 

This fill-in-the-blank word game is the perfect way
to indulge your latent inner-pop psychologist.

Click here to print this page.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A study conducted by the Depression Institute of Norway revealed that coloring inside the lines can be quite cathartic. If crayons are in short supply, even highlighters will suffice in bringing color to this drab drawing.

Click here to print this page.

 

 

 

 

 

SPECIAL CITATION
In recognition of its loyal customers, The Melancholy Company has partnered with the
world-renowned Depression Institute of Norway to issue an honorary diploma.

 

 

This document 'hereby acknowledges that [you] shall henceforth be known to all
as an honorary Depression Enthusiast.'

Click here to print your certificate.