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Melancholy Greetings contain images and/or ideas of a depressing or enervating nature.

The Melancholy Company cannot assume responsibility for any subsequent funks, fugues, or general declination in fecundity resulting from viewing of Melancholy Greetings or their related sentiments.

The Melancholy Company strongly cautions idealists, optimists, and those with a frustrating tendency to be upbeat and preternaturally happy to purchase our fine products at their own peril.

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Please direct all queries, comments, quandaries and/or conundrums to melancholymail@gmail.com. 

Melancholy Company Technicians will respond to all emails in a timely fashion.

 

The Melancholy Company understands the importance of instant gratification.

That's why we now offer collections of our most popular designs, for immediate purchase.

Hand-picked and assembled by in-house Melancholy Artisans, each set of 6 cards will appeal to even the most discerning depression enthusiast.

Cards - 5.75" square, printed on 80# matte

Envelopes - 6" square, white wove

 

Click image to enlarge.THE BESTSELLERS COLLECTION
These cards still have an inferiority complex.

6 cards/envelopes
$18.00

 

 

Click image to enlarge.THE DESPAIR OF THE DEAD COLLECTION
It's okay to feel dead inside.

6 cards/envelopes
$18.00

 



Click image to enlarge.THE MUNDANE MONSTERS COLLECTION
Nothing special about these effects.

6 cards/envelopes
$18.00


 

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THE POP CULTURE COLLECTION
15 minutes of fame.  A lifetime of regrets.

6 cards/envelopes

$18.00