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Melancholy Greetings contain images and/or ideas of a depressing or enervating nature.

The Melancholy Company cannot assume responsibility for any subsequent funks, fugues, or general declination in fecundity resulting from viewing of Melancholy Greetings or their related sentiments.

The Melancholy Company strongly cautions idealists, optimists, and those with a frustrating tendency to be upbeat and preternaturally happy to purchase our fine products at their own peril.

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New cards debut every season.  Likewise, older designs are eventually relegated to the dustbin of obscurity.

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blank cards for empty lives

Welcome, Depression Enthusiasts!  Please enjoy this sampling of our so-called "blank cards for empty lives."  But be warned--happiness is sold separately.

  • general malaise

    general malaise

    Are you having trouble articulating that vaguely nonplussed, out-of-sorts feeling that dogs your waking hours? Perhaps one of these all-purpose, melancholy-inspired cards will do the trick.
     
  • birthdays

    birthdays

    Another year older, another candle on the cake--and yet another card to remind you how depressing your special day really is.
     
  • pop goes the culture

    pop goes the culture

    Pop culture icons--they're depressed, just like us! They have issues, JUST LIKE US!
     
  • regrettable romance

    regrettable romance

    Love isn't just a battlefield--it's your very own Waterloo.
     
  • technical difficulties

    technical difficulties

    If the whole world is connected, why do you feel so alone?